I Love Teresa

You know who I love?  That's right...Teresa. 
You know who I don't tell I love enough?  That's right...Teresa.
You know what kind of pudding I like?  Well...vinella...but I do love Teresa, and she means the whole world to me!

So...I love you Teresa!! 

One More Week

So I have one more week until school is done....HURRAY!!!!!  Of course in the mean time I have to study for finals, and that is why I cannot fini--

Seth

Your Turn!!

I was sitting here at my computer wanting to be lazy, and then I realized something.  What would be more lazy than writing an entry in my xanga that I didn't actually write?  So I found this thing, and you (as my faithful and wonderful readers) are going to fill it out!  I am so original!  And good.  And goriginalood.

The "Quiz"

Okay, you got me, I wouldn't do a thing like that to you guys!  Come on...do you really think that one of those online forwards could ever tie me down?  I'm far to strong and powerful to fall for that, seriously!  But here's the thing...I'm still going to kind of cheat and put up something I really did write...but a long time ago, so...enjoy!  Oh, and like I said, I wrote it a long time ago, so it's going to be  really stupid, but I think I was a redicolus youth, and an even more redicolus older youth...so it's okay.

November 28, 2004

I'm only writing in this because Teresa told me too...I actually don't have a lot of time to do this, so bare with me.  It's been a long time since I've been around, so let me see if I can make some sort of a summary.   I like cake. Oh, yeah, I guess that wasn't much of a summary.  Perhaps a bit too simple?  I could use some more words...   I don't mind eating cake.   Huh?  The words should be pertaining to other subjects?  Like what I actually did...  Okay.  But there's a bit to much to write there, so I'll just write about what could have happened.   Well, as soon as I was finished writing the last entry, I was ambushed by about 100 ninjas.  They all had some cool weapon...and of coarse, I didn't have anything.  (I usually don't dress ready for combat when I sit down at the computer considering the most dangerous threats there are viruses and pop-ups...and I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty fast with a mouse, and I don't open up suspicous emails.)  Tell me if you agree with this one, if you're being persued by 100 ninjas and you're unarmed, do you stay and fight, or run for your life?  Obviously I did the later.   A whole bunch of strange circumstances landed me on an airplane headed for South Africa.  At least the ninjas were out of my hair!  Literally...they turned out to be hair designers!  All 100 of them!  I've never had my hair so many different colors...finally they just settled with a cut, and that explains why my hair is much shorter now.  (I'd like to see you argue with 100 ninja-like hair designers!)   In South Africa...I not only ended up saving the country...but I also managed to get married to about 17 women without even realizing it!  (They have really weird marriage ceremonies there...)  And appearently since they were more important (cheifs daughters) than I was...I took on all of their last names...  I'm not even going to try to spell it out here...   After I explained the misunderstanding...they sort of chased me out of the country...and I ended up in Europe.  Fun place...if you don't mind having fresh vegitables thrown at you.  It's better than rotten vegetibles if the smell bothers you...but it's a lot harder...so I got a lot of bruises.  (It was throw fresh vegitables at travelers day)  Eventually I ended up riding on a cabage across the ocean until I ended up in New York.  It was really cold out side...and I was wet!  I sort of froze to one of the buildings...it's a good thing nobody noticed I was there...otherwise...who knows what would have happened to all of the wedding rings I was wearing.   Eventually I sold them at a pon shop and got bus tickets back to Ohio...and here I am!  Fun month, eh?  (And don't tell Teresa I got married to several other women...she doesn't know.)   Well...that's what could have happened...until next time.   JoeBobSmith is your leader!      Well...that was a long entry. Seth

Three Days? For Shame!

I know this is wrong, but I keep looking for new ways to procrastinate.  So I guess this isn't helping me at all...but at the same time...it sure is a lot more fun than studying for a chemistry exam on Monday, or that paper I need to revise for English, or that French test that's coming up over chapters we aren't even going to go over.  Come to think about it...I really need to look more into my calc homework too.  What's my point?  I will mostly likely underperform, and that's not good...but I should still do okay...I mean...it could be worse right?  Anyway...I have a new rule.  No puppies are aloud to read my site.  You're too young and your mind isn't developed enough.  Wait a year...seriously...that's all it will take.

Seth

Two Days in a Row!

Hey!  Two days in a row has to be some kind of a record!  Nobody that's not a complete nerd does that!  Anyway, I just thought I'd stop in for a quick chat...so what do you have to say?  Anything at all!?  Well this is sort of a one-sided conversation.  That's okay, I'll whip you back into being social if it's the last thing I do...okay, maybe not the last thing, and maybe I won't whip you...or make you social but everything else seems to be true in that sentance.  Oh well...here it is:

Seth's Tips For Making Friends

1. Find a stranger and tell them they're really cool, and that you can't wait until their next movie.
2. Make a stranger think he'll soon be in a movie.
3. Talk to someone, preferably of the same sex, and explain to them that you love them so much, that you have a locket of their hair hidden under your pillow, and one day you will figure out how to clone them, and keep them as your own.
4. I was just kidding about the third one.
5. Build them a cake.
6. Laugh at everything they say, even if it seems like it's not a joke.  For example, "I'm so sad, my dog just died!"
7. Kill their dog.
8. I was kidding about number seven.
9. But seriously.
10. Don't tell them I sent you.
11. Wear sunglasses, but only at night.
12. Do everything they do, in order to accomplish this, you'll have to practice speaking at the same time as someone without knowing what they're going to say.
13. There is no number 13.

Well, I hope this has been helpful to all of you who are looking to be cool like me!  Until next time...

Seth